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Women In Caskets

Dec 24, 2016

On the twelth day of Christmas, this movie gave to me: Twelve hunters hunting, eleven seconds of zamboni, ten bulging muscles, nine townies fleeing, eight missing evil elves, seven tasteless cheap jokes, six pretty puppets. Five very dead strippers! Four random plot points, three damn door locks, two teen stars, and...


Dec 22, 2016

On the eleventh day of Christmas, this movie gave to me: Eleven seconds of zamboni, ten bulging muscles, nine townies fleeing, eight missing evil elves, seven tasteless cheap jokes, six pretty puppets. Five very dead strippers! Four random plot points, three damn door locks, two teen stars, and a very dead WASP-y...


Dec 22, 2016

On the tenth day of Christmas, this movie gave to me: Ten bulging muscles, nine townies fleeing, eight missing evil elves, seven tasteless cheap jokes, six pretty puppets. Five very dead strippers! Four random plot points, three damn door locks, two teen stars, and a very dead WASP-y family. It's now the run and...


Dec 21, 2016

On the ninth day of Christmas, this movie gave to me: Nine townies fleeing, eight missing evil elves, seven tasteless cheap jokes, six pretty puppets. Five very dead strippers! Four random plot points, three damn door locks, two teen stars, and a very dead WASP-y family. Nick visits the cops. Santa has a chase scene....


Dec 20, 2016

On the seventh day of Christmas, this movie gave to me: Seven tasteless cheap jokes, six pretty puppets. Five very dead strippers! Four random plot points, three damn door locks, two teen stars, and a very dead WASP-y family. In this episode, the seventh day of the Santa's Slay Endurance Challenge, you can almost...